get a bible and start reading it out loud i promise u will blow him away with the word of the lord
nothing is impossible when the pirates of the caribbean theme plays in the background
oh my god, my whole childhood in a post
most of my childhood.
Wait, do americans and english have a shared childhood?
I’m Norwegian and that’s most of my childhood.
I’m brazilian and that’s most of my childhood
I’m from Zimbabwe and that’s most of my childhood.
|someone:||what are your plans for the weekend|
|me:||(i'm not leaving the house)|
I was on 8tracks looking for new playlists and found this
I really don’t know what I expected.
u think i am walking around the house with a blanket around my shoulders because i cold but in actuality it is my cloak and i am on an adventure
the fridge: there and back again
Ladies & gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. If you look thru the left hand windows right now you’ll see me doing the worm on the runway